Blond Adonis

I'm the new greek statue
 you can take home and enjoy
 I'm the dream of every queen
 the world's most gorgeous boy
 I'm the billion dollar baby
 with a million dollar smile
 I'm the toast of every coast
 and I can't sing - oh, honey
 blond adonis on the endless autobahn
 blond adonis on the cover of a magazine
 blond adonis on the golden streets of cannes
 blond adonis on the silver screen
 I'm the new sex object
 and I am god's gift to you
 I'm the blond with tousled frond
 and eyes of baby blue
 I can't sing, but
 I can do some things
 that leave you breathless
 take me home and leave the light off
 you'll see why I'm famous
 I'm the last of the master race
 the grand teutonic plague
 my computer-generated face is all the rage
 I'm continuously updated, I never age
 I'm only an actor, and the whole world is a stage