I'm a Vampire

I have ever so much money
 I'm gorgeous
 And I can fly
 I survied the Inquisition
 Been a harlot
 Been a queen
 Survived for seven hundred years
 And still look seventeen
 Hon, one from whom you really should run
 I despise the light of the sun
 And I kill your kind just for fun
 Cause I'm a vampire
 Damn, I am what?
 I am what I am
 And I am impossibly glam
 And I am happy as a clam
 Cause I'm a vampire
 Blanche, with a blood flow no one can stanch
 A blood flow
 A blood avalance
 I'm a tidal wave of tarantulas
 I never age and I'll never die
 Unlike all the stars in the sky
 I'll be young forever
 But why?
 Cause I'm a vampire
 Dear, for whose victims I shed no tear
 I am neither sweet nor sincere
 And I'd rather drink blood than beer
 Cause I'm a vampire
 The sun will never touch me
 I abhor its filthy light
 I am the mistress of the damned
 And of the children of the night
 I have all the love I need
 It is your blood I crave
 I am the bitch goddess from beyond your grave
 I can turn into a bat
 I can cast the evil eye