I'm Lonely (And I Love It)

Woe is me, but I'm above it
 It's the strangest thing
 I'm sad and I don't care
 And I'm dancing on air
 I miss you and I like it
 Show me a mountain and I'll hike it
 It's a whole new feeling never felt before
 Get me to the dance floor
 I'm as lonely as an eagle
 And I'm crazy as a loon
 Who would ever think I could
 Get over you so soon?
 I should be singing the blues
 But I just want to croon
 Winter is still with us
 But I'm dancing like it's June
 Because I'm lonely and I love it
 It's been rough, but I'll rough it
 If that's how it feels to get your heart broken
 Break my heart again
 I'm as lonely as Narcissus
 Gazing in his mirrored pond
 Wearing all the clothes you hate
 And going back to blond
 Staying up all hours
 In my seedy demimonde
 If you have something to tell me
 Please don't correspond
 Because I'm lonely
 If only I'd dreamed of it
 I'd have broken up with you so long ago
 You wouldn't even know
 I'm as lonely as an emperor
 Upon a golden throne
 Going off my diet
 With a double chocolate cone
 Shouting from the rooftops
 And through every telephone
 All the time I've been with you
 I wish I'd been alone
 Because I'm lonely as Mount Everest
 And probably as high
 It's time to buy all the records
 You would never let me buy
 It's time to try the million things
 You never let me try
 I can almost laugh
 At all the times you made me cry
 Because I'm lonely and I love it