All My Ex's Live In Texas

All my ex's live in Texas
 And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be
 But all my ex's live in Texas
 And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee
 Rosanna's down in Texarkana
 Wanted me to push her broom
 Sweet Eileen's in Abilene
 She forgot I hung the moon
 And Allison's in Galveston
 Somehow lost her sanity
 And Dimples, who now lives in Temples
 Got the law looking for me
 All my ex's live in Texas
 And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be
 But all my ex's live in Texas
 That's why I hang my hat in Tennessee (play it, boys)
 I remember that old Frío River
 Where I learned to swim
 But it brings to mind another time
 When I wore my welcome thin
 By transcendental meditation
 I go there each night
 But I always come back to myself
 Long before daylight
 All my ex's live in Texas (yes, they do)
 And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be
 But all my ex's live in Texas
 Therefore, I reside in Tennessee
 Some folks think I'm hidin'
 It's been rumoured that I died
 I'm alive and well in Tennessee
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 Thank you
 Thank you very much