I Hate Everything

He was sitting there beside me
 Throwin' doubles down, when he ordered up his third one
 He looked around, then he looked at me
 And said, I do believe I oughta have one more
 He said I hate this bar, and I hate to drink,
 But on second thought, tonight I think I hate everything
 Then he opened up his billfold and threw a $20 down
 And a faded photograph fell out and hit the ground
 And I picked it up he said, "Thank ya bud"
 I put it in his hand, he said
 "I probably oughta throw this one away, 'cause she's the reason I feel this way,
 I hate everything"
 Well, I hate my job, and I hate my life
 And if it werent for my two kids, I'd hate my ex-wife
 I know I should move on and try to start again,
 But I just can't get over her leaving me for him
 Then he shook his head and looked down at his ring,
 And said I hate everything
 He said, That one bedroom apartment where I get my mail,
 Is really not a home, it's more like a jail,
 With a swimming pool and a parking lot view, "Man, it's just great!"
 I hate summer, winter, fall, and spring,
 Red and yellow, purple, blue and green
 I hate everything
 I hate my job, and I hate my life
 And if it werent for my two kids, I'd hate my ex-wife
 I know I should move on and try to start again,
 But I just can't get over her leaving me for him
 Then he shook his head and looked down at his ring,
 And said I hate everything
 So I pulled out my phone and I called my house
 I said, "Babe, I'm coming home, we're gonna work this out"
 I payed for his drinks,
 And I told him thanks
 Thanks for everything