Needle Up My Cock

Ok, I wanted to fuck myself
 But you know what happened?
 This is a true story
 I used to have this girl, I don't talk too much about her, that's why
 We got time to kill we don't, and we don't want many thoughts (we all know that)
 Well, I used to fuck this girl, man, she was in an inner place called The Zoo
 She was really fat little ugly, you know, like a few of you out here I see
 She asks to sit on my face and shit, but I was really tense, but I wanted to fuck
 A fuck is a fuck to me ok, I don't care I fuck every time, I don't care
 But anyway, she had VD
 And it was the first time I had caught VD was two years ago
 It's like every year is a Robert and never will
 Fuck you, Robert, you know I don't give a fuck
 I got kids everywhere
 But, I wrote this song about it, because I don't care what anybody said
 It fuckin' hurts, man
 Just stick a needle off your cock, and put a fuckin' cactus towards up there
 And it really hurts
 So, I wrote this song, it's called Needle Up My Cock
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 Well, I never had VD on my pee-pee
 Hope your pissed 'cause I'm really drippy, yes I do
 Pulled out my burning pecker and out came the puss
 Though it hurt, but I was devoured by lust
 Oh, what a fuck
 Needle up my cock, and I can't get fucked
 Needle up my cock, what fuckin', what fuckin' luck, what fuckin' luck
 Got it from her, and I'll give it to you
 Bring along your sister, 'cause that will make us two
 'Cause she's got the crabs, and I want 'em too
 Pulled out my pecker, girl, I'm gonna slide into you
 Needle up my, yea, yea, needle up your ass
 I wanna, I wanna stick it in, yea
 Needle up my cock, and I can't get fucked
 Needle up my cock, I can't, I can't get fucked, can't get fucked (aahhh)
 Get that fucking needle out of my cock
 It hurts so much, but I was devoured by lust
 I like to get fucked
 Needle up my cock, and I can't get fucked
 Needle up my cock, what fucking luck
 Needle up my cock, and I, I can't get fucked
 Needle up my cock, what, what fuckin' luck
 I got it from her, and I'll give that shit to you
 I don't need my pecker running with puss or goo
 I just got VD, didn't know what you had
 I knew it smelled like shit, but I, I had to try my best
 Needle up my cock, what I got from you
 That's all you gave me, bitch, and I won't fuck you
 Needle up my cock, and I can't get fucked no more
 Needle up my cock, 'cause I fucked some, fuck some whore
 She's a fucking whore