Free Pizza for Life

Im gonna write this in a book one day
 but for now this song will have to do
 Its about the lengths you and I were willing to go to
 to get some free food
 it was 1997 something I cant remember
 Im bad with dates
 you and I were livin in my van
 everything that we had we had to take
 and the saddest song ever heard on the radio
 was
 let it snow let it snow let it snow
 let it snow let it snow let it snow
 it said we have no place to go
 let it snow let it snow let it snow
 we didnt have any place to go
 it snowed it snowed it snowed
 but wait
 lets take it back a few years
 to the day were first met
 I moved to bloomington to be a bum
 you were here on a full
 mathematics scholarship
 I was from a small town
 you were from a small town
 we became the best of friends
 Where our story begins
 is where our trouble begins
 I never had a dime to my name
 you liked playin games
 a local pizza place had a deal
 10 coupons got a free 12inch
 well heres what we did
 you see the college kids
 they never cut the coupons out
 wed dig through the trash and find them
 a few nights work put pizza in our mouths
 we started to wonder where the coupons went
 after people turned them in
 so we looked in their dumpster and what did we find
 we found 140 of them
 sooner then later we started makin our own
 when kinkos got the red copy machine
 one day they busted me
 the manager said "we dont take photocopies"
 So I jumped into the car
 told the driver to drive
 as we sped off into the night we yelled
 Free Pizza For Life
 Free Pizza for Life
 Free Pizza For Life
 Free Pizza For Life
 A few years later you dropped outta school
 we both spent a few months in our home town
 weve both been down and out
 but we were doin our best to get back up now
 One night we were sleepin in my van
 it was fourteen degrees below
 I woke up because I heard something crack
 you said it was your foot frozen to the window
 Our desperation drove us to dishonesty
 we were criminals distinctive and vile
 declared most of the world to be our enemy
 we stole checkbooks
 and credit cards
 signed signatures that were not ours
 slice after slice we ate
 pizza every night
 we always shared it with our friends
 gave the driver a mighty tip
 in our simple minds we had
 a slice of a paradise
 but I guess we took it a little too far
 cause you ended up doing some time
 when they slammed the door to your cell
 I swear I heard you yell
 Free Pizza For Life
 Free Pizza For Life
 Free Pizza For Life
 Free Pizza For Life
 On the night that we bailed you out of jail
 it was 2 weeks later you looked scared and pale
 to celebrate setting you free
 we ordered some pizza
 and paid with forgery
 cause when they knock you down
 you cant stay on the ground
 you gotta keep gettin up
 you gotta keep puttin your faith in luck
 and as we can clearly see
 that we made some mistakes
 for the most part I have no regrets
 at some parts I feel a little ashamed
 but it all worked out okay in the end
 and I think I would do it all over again
 sorry your the one they caught
 I wish it coulda been me my friend
 Im not sayin we were wrong
 and Im not sayin we were right
 all I know is what we want
 Free Pizza For Life
 Free Pizza For Life
 Free Pizza For Life
 Free Pizza For Life