El Scorcho

Goddamn you half-Japanese girls
 Do it to me every time
 Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello
 And I'm jello, baby
 But you won't talk, won't look, won't think of me
 I'm the epitome of public enemy
 Why you wanna go and do me like that?
 Come down on the street and dance with me
 I'm a lot like you so please, hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
 I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me
 I asked you to go to the Green Day concert
 You said you never heard of them (how cool is that)
 How cool is that?
 So I went to your room and read your diary:
 Watching Grunge leg drop New-Jack through a presstable...
 And then my heart stopped:
 Listening to Cio-Cio San, fall in love all over again.
 I'm a lot like you so please, hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
 I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me
 How stupid is it? I can't talk about it
 I gotta sing about it and make a record of my heart
 How stupid is it? Won't you gimme a minute
 Just come up to me
 And say hello to my heart
 How stupid is it? For all I know you want me too
 And maybe you just don't know what to do
 Or maybe you're scared to say: 'I'm falling for you'
 I wish I could get my head out of the sand
 Cos I think we'd make a good team
 And you would keep my fingernails clean
 But that's just a stupid dream that I won't realize
 Cos I can't even look in your eyes without shaking, and I ain't faking
 I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon
 I'm a lot like you so please, hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
 I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me
 I'm a lot like you
 I'm a lot like you
 I'm a lot like you
 And I'm waiting
 I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me