Hitchin' a Ride - Live at Milton Keynes National Bowl, Milton Keynes, England, 6/18/05

Come on
 Hey mister, where you headed?
 Are you in a hurry?
 I need a lift to happy hour
 Say, "Oh, no"
 Do you brake for distilled spirits?
 I need a break as well
 The well that inebriates the guilt
 One (two, one, two, three, four)
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 Cold turkey's getting stale
 Tonight, I'm eating crow
 Fermented salmonella, poison oak, no
 There's a drought at the fountain of youth
 And now, I'm dehydrating
 My tongue is swelling up
 I say, "one (two, one, two, three, four)"
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 Troubled times, you know I cannot lie
 I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride
 Alright, England
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 Now you sound like you're fucking ready
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 This is what I need
 This is what it's gonna take
 This is what it's gonna take
 I need every single person here in Milton Keynes
 To freak out
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 Whoooa-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh
 But first
 I need everyone here in Milton Keynes to scream
 "One, two, one, two, three, four"
 Are you ready?
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 (One, two, one, two, three, four)
 (One, two, one, two, three, four)
 (One, two, one, two, three, four)
 (One, two, one, two, three, four)
 (One)
 There's a drought at the fountain of youth
 And now I'm dehydrating
 My tongue is swelling up, I say
 "One, two (one, two, three, four)"
 Shit
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 Troubled times, you know I cannot lie
 I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride
 (Don't know where I'm going) Hitchin' a ride
 (Don't know where I'm going) Hitchin' a ride
 (Don't know where I'm going) Hitchin' a ride
 (Don't know where I'm going) C'mon! Hitchin' a ride
 (Don't know where I'm going) Hitchin' a ride
 (Don't know where I'm going) Hitchin' a ride
 (Don't know where I'm going) Hitchin' a ride
 Say one day, one day