Coolest fucking bitch in town

Crying in the backseat of your parent's car
 You said that you don't have a curfew anymore
 23 and trying to keep your life from going sour
 And your mother's getting married in fall
 And you know that she is happy, that things will be okay
 But you wonder what'll happen Christmas Day
 And I don't know what to tell you to make you not feel sad
 So I offer my condolences to dad
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 Am I just a hypocrite, or is there something wrong with it?
 I want my therapist to think I'm cool
 I call you from the office phone to ask you to come drive me home
 Okay, I'm just a liar, I never went
 But if you see me out
 Know I'm the coolest fucking bitch in town
 You wanna drink a drink that's watered down
 It'll just take you longer
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 Can I be responsible for things that I did years ago?
 I guess it could be good for just a laugh
 Is it just a privileged thought, I asked you once, but I forgot
 I'm not the only one who's split in half
 But if you see me out
 Know I'm the coolest fucking bitch in town
 You wanna drink a drink that's watered down
 It'll just take you longer
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 Coolest fucking bitch in town
 Coolest fucking bitch in town
 Coolest fucking bitch in town
 Coolest fucking bitch in town
 Coolest fucking bitch in town