The Bug Collector

And there's a centipede
 Naked in your bedroom
 Oh, and you swear to God
 The fucker's out to get you
 And I digress
 'Cause I must make you the perfect morning
 I try my best
 To scoop the slugger out the window
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 And there's a praying mantis
 Prancing on your bathtub
 And you swear it's a priest
 From a past life out to getcha
 And I digress
 'Cause I must make you the perfect evening
 I try my best
 To put the priest inside a jam jar
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 And there's a millipede
 Angry on your carpet
 Oh, and I must admit
 He's staring with a vengeance
 Oh, and I digress
 'Cause I must make you the perfect morning
 And I try my best
 
 To prove that nothing's out to get you
 ♪
 To prove that nothing's out to get you
 
 And there's a centipede
 Naked in your bedroom
 Oh, and you swear to God
 The fucker's out to get you
 And I digress
 'Cause I must make you the perfect morning
 I try my best
 To scoop the slugger out the window
 ♪
 And there's a praying mantis
 Prancing on your bathtub
 And you swear it's a priest
 From a past life out to getcha
 And I digress
 'Cause I must make you the perfect evening
 I try my best
 To put the priest inside a jam jar
 ♪
 And there's a millipede
 Angry on your carpet
 Oh, and I must admit
 He's staring with a vengeance
 Oh, and I digress
 'Cause I must make you the perfect morning
 And I try my best
 
 To prove that nothing's out to get you
 ♪
 To prove that nothing's out to get you
 
 And there's a centipede
 Naked in your bedroom
 Oh, and you swear to God
 The fucker's out to get you
 And I digress
 'Cause I must make you the perfect morning
 I try my best
 To scoop the slugger out the window
 ♪
 And there's a praying mantis
 Prancing on your bathtub
 And you swear it's a priest
 From a past life out to getcha
 And I digress
 'Cause I must make you the perfect evening
 I try my best
 To put the priest inside a jam jar
 ♪
 And there's a millipede
 Angry on your carpet
 Oh, and I must admit
 He's staring with a vengeance
 Oh, and I digress
 'Cause I must make you the perfect morning
 And I try my best
 
 To prove that nothing's out to get you
 ♪
 To prove that nothing's out to get you