If The South Woulda Won

If the South woulda won, we woulda had it made
 I'd probably run for President of the Southern States
 The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday
 If the South woulda won, we woulda had it made
 I'd make my Supreme Court down in Texas
 And we wouldn't have no killers getting off free
 If they were proven guilty, then they would swing quickly
 Instead of writing books and smiling on TV
 We'd all learn Cajun cooking in Louisiana
 And I'd put that capital back in Alabama
 We'd put Florida on the right track, 'cause we'd take Miami back
 And throw all them pushers in the slammer
 Oh, if the South woulda won, we woulda had it made
 I'd probably run for President of the Southern States
 The day young Skynyrd died, we'd show our southern pride
 If the South woulda won, we woulda had it made
 "Play a little dixieland boys, ah yes"
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 I'd have all the whiskey made in Tennessee
 And all the horses raised in those Kentucky hills
 The national treasury would be in Tupelo, Mississippi
 And I'd put Hank Williams picture on 100 dollar bills
 I'd have all the cars made in the Carolinas
 And I'd ban all the ones made in China
 I'd have every girl child sent to Georgia to learn to smile
 And talk with that Southern accent that drives men wild
 I'd have all the fiddles made in Virginia
 'Cause they sure can make 'em sound so fine
 I'm going up on Wolverton Mountain and see ole Clifton Clowers
 And have a sip of his good ole Arkansas wine
 Hey, if the South woulda won, we'd a had it made
 I'd probably run for President of the Southern States
 When Patsy Cline passed away, that would be our national holiday
 If the South woulda won, we'd a had it made, olay he hee hee
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 I said if the South woulda won, we woulda had it made
 Might even be better off