I Got Abducted By Aliens

Sit around all day remote control glued to my hand
 Just waiting for a visit from Ed McMahon
 Oppourtunity is knockin but I can't open the door
 Cause I'm shit faced drunk passed out on the kitchen floor
 I'm a bum
 Wating for my fortune to fall into my lap
 But if I gotta work for it I'd rather take a nap
 I can eat, I can sleep, I can play nintendo
 But if you paid me to go to work, I still wouldn't go
 I'm a bum
 I'm a bum
 Sit around all day
 And I get nothin' done
 I'm a bum
 I'm a bum
 That's right
 I'm a bum
 The boob tube replaced the dog
 As man's best friend
 Doesn't shit on the floor
 Always has an ear to lend
 Nacho supreme, a pizza
 Ten hours of tv
 Is all my life will ever be
 If i could pick lotto numbers
 Like i pick my nose
 I'd escape the life of bein' an average Joe
 Til' then I'll just sit around all day
 Remote control in hand
 Just waiting for a visit from Ed McMahon