I'm A Bum

Sit around all day remote control glued to my hand
 Just waiting for a visit from Ed McMahon
 Oppourtunity is knockin but I can't open the door
 Cause I'm shit faced drunk passed out on the kitchen floor
 I'm a bum
 Wating for my fortune to fall into my lap
 but if I gotta work for it I'd rather take a nap
 I can eat, I can sleep, I can play nintendo
 but if you paid me to go to work, I still wouldn't go
 I'm a bum
 I'm a bum
 sit around all day
 and I get nothin' done
 I'm a bum
 I'm a bum
 that's right
 I'm a bum
 The boob tube replaced the dog
 as man's best friend
 doesn't shit on the floor
 always has an ear to lend
 nacho supreme, a pizza
 ten hours of tv
 is all my life will ever be
 if i could pick lotto numbers
 like i pick my nose
 I'd escape the life of bein' an average Joe
 Til' then I'll just sit around all day
 remote control in hand
 just waiting for a visit from Ed McMahon