The Hearse Song

Don't ever laugh as a Hearse goes by
 For you may be the next to die
 They wrap you up in a big white sheet
 From your head down to your feet
 They put you in a big black box
 And cover you up with dirt and rocks
 And all goes well for about a week
 And then your coffin begins to leak
 And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
 The worms play pinochle on your snout
 They eat your eyes, they eat your noes
 They eat the jelly between your toes
 A big green worm with rolling eyes
 Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes
 Your stomach turns a slimy green
 And puss comes out like whipping cream
 You spread it on a slice of bread
 And that's what you eat when you're dead
 And the worms crawl out and the worms crawl in
 The worms that crawl in are lean and thin
 The ones that crawl out are fat and stout
 Your eyes fall in and your hair falls out
 Your brain comes tumbling down your snout
 And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
 They crawl all over your dirty snout
 Your chest caves in and your eyes pop out
 And your brain turns to sauerkraut
 They invite their friends, and their friends too
 They all come down to chew on you
 And this is what it is to die
 I hope you had a nice goodbye
 Did you ever think as a Hearse goes by
 That you may be the next to die?
 And your eyes fall out and your teeth decay
 And that is the end of a perfect day