Lonely Security Guard

Oh so lonely security guard, he looks so mean from afar
 but when you get up close you'll see
 he could not hurt a flea
 He stands there in the heat
 looking straight down at at his feet
 and with his hands and an old receipt
 he makes a swan so real it breathes.
 Oh so lonely security guard, can make you cry with a business card
 can make a cricket from a parking ticket
 can make a bird from some thrown out words
 But he cannot control this herd
 'cause he does not look up when he should
 He relies on the people's good
 a big mistake in this neighborhood.
 Oh so lonely security guard, didn't notice me at all
 so I grabbed the first thing I saw
 and walked right out the front door
 But he had just made a paper sword
 and threw me right down on the floor
 And everyone standing near that store
 witnessed a one-sided war.
 Origami Security guard, he looks so mean from afar
 but when you get up close you'll see
 that he's no cup of tea.