Too Country

Have you ever popped a can
 And put a pinch between your cheek and gum
 Run barefooted through the woods
 Coon hunting with a blue tick and a gun
 Planted your tomatoes by the light of the moon
 Or is that too country for you
 Is your idea of kicking back a
 Six pack on the tailgate by the creek
 Kettle full of mud bugs
 And a pair of levis rolled up to your knees
 With a long-legged 'bama girl
 And her born to ride tattoo
 Or is that too country for you
 If that's too country I understand
 Man I can't talk any faster than I already am
 But I think there might be something
 Going wrong with your roots
 If that's too country for you
 How about sitting on the porch by the tiki torch
 Picking a song with only three chords
 Good and loud
 Saturday night for sure
 And Sunday praising the Lord
 If I pulled up in your driveway
 With my kicking stereo turned up to ten
 Would you cook a pig and float a keg
 And get down with my rough and rowdy friends
 Talk about big bucks, big trucks all afternoon
 Or is that too country for you
 If that's too country I understand
 Man I can't talk any faster than I already am
 But I think there might be something
 Going wrong with your roots
 If that's too country for you
 If that's too country
 For you
 Is that clay a little too red for ya