Chunky But Funky

[VERSE 1: Heavy D]
 Poetically inclined, put in good order
 I keep a party filled like a bucket of water
 When Heavy's in the house, all the girls go crazy
 Fellas that are jealous say, "Man, you amaze me!"
 But all you need is the secret I keep
 You grab a girl, gain some weight so she can squeeze the beat
 Say "Hey good lookin" with the sweetest position
 "Get inside the car so I can crank the ignition
 You got some trouble, I handle him fo' ya
 We cruise around in my BMW"
 You got to have the voice to make the people jumpy
 I'm proud to say I got it this way, I'm chunky but funky
 [VERSE 2: Heavy D]
 Man, I stand as a man, mixin music with noise
 And every show that I go I bring along (The Boyz)
 I'm 6 foot 2, a half a inch from 3
 Don't need to tease, come on and squeeze MC Heavy D
 Because I love to party, stronger than Bacardi
 Walk down the street, I don't need a body-guardy
 Eddie F is rippin, The Boyz are hop-hippin
 My mind designs the rhyme, Heavy D, I do the lippin
 Once I get ready my rhymes remain steady
 Of course I get support from the crowd. (Go Heavy!)
 I demand of opposition, get ready to fly
 I keep you dwellin till you ask me why
 I'm chunky but funky
 I am chunky but funky
 [VERSE 3: Heavy D]
 Strong like an ox, sly and slick like a fox
 Takin all MC's, knock em out the box
 I'm an overweight lover, got loots and cute
 Take a girlie to the crib and knock all the boots
 I'm strengthly stronger, I can last longer
 Perfectly pleasin party people performer
 Cold gettin paid is the way I live
 You said I'm wack (sit down) you know what time it is
 Suckers bow down to the rhymes I wrote
 All you ducks on dope is good enough to smoke
 It's guaranteed like Bruce Lee to kick the party alive
 When I enter the club elders run and hide
 >From this overweight attractive, hold the crowd captive
 On the microphone I'm so damn active
 MC Heavy D poetically jammin
 To this beat that you keep demandin
 Rhymes and more, cause you came for
 The Overweight Lover, raw to the core
 Designin and rhymin, flyin and climbin
 To the top where stars are shinin
 Beat conductor, rhyme constructor
 Like sandpaper, but a whole lot rougher
 Voice so smooth to keep the people jumpy
 Yo Boyz (yo) tell em what I am: (he's chunky but funky)
 [VERSE 4: Heavy D]
 The gear that I wear is perfectly fitted
 Rappin is my life and to it I am committed
 Poetically inclined as a master with the rhyme
 Like a typical word I'm hard to define
 When I'm on the tape people stop at attention
 Stuck like a truck in the mud when I mention
 Things in a rhyme that they can't find
 Jump up from the seat, run to the rewind
 Button and press just to make sure
 Call all your boys and they want more
 You all agree that the jam's not sloppy
 The crowd be up and say (yo, can we get jumpy?)
 I'm chunky but funky
 (He's chunky but funky)