I Stole A Bride

And every Prince
 Who lives in Greece
 Will tear themselves to pieces for this beauty
 Born of a swan
 Jesus, don't be long
 Let her body sweat above mine in the summertime
 And was it she who wrote
 "Porn is Woman Hatred" on my overcoat?
 Christ, I need that coat
 'Cause it's cold outside
 It really shouldn't be this cold in summertime
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 When she lies with me
 Will she forget I'm ugly?
 Will she pretend I'm pretty?
 Oh, I've lived a lie
 I stole a pretty bride during the summertime
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 Why must she taunt me so?
 She still has his scent
 She still wears the suitor's clothes
 I've lived a lie
 I stole a pretty bride during the summertime
 And when the swan coupled with the goose
 They conceived a holy beauty and they let her loose
 And she caused a war for ten long years
 By running off with me, she caused her husband tears
 And those big clipper ships
 They're heading straight for me
 And I just want to kiss her properly
 Oh, those big clipper ships
 They're heading straight for me
 And I haven't even kissed her properly
 When she lies with me
 Will she forget I'm ugly?
 Will she pretend I'm pretty?
 Oh, I've lived a lie
 I stole a pretty bride during the summertime
 
 Why must she taunt me so?
 She still has his scent
 She still wears the suitor's clothes
 I've lived a lie
 I stole a pretty bride during the summertime
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 And when I stepped in her room
 With silver sword in hand
 She stood there semi-naked
 The sword fell from my hand
 She let the silk slip
 Gently fall from her hips
 And, Christ, I want to kiss her
 Because heaven lies within her lips
 Oh, when she lies with me
 Will she forget I'm ugly?
 Will she pretend I'm pretty?
 Oh, I've lived a lie
 I stole a pretty bride during the summertime
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 Why must she taunt me so?
 She still has his scent
 She still wears the bastard's clothes
 I've lived a lie
 I stole a pretty bride during the summertime
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 A pretty bride
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 During the summertime