Wouldn't That Be Nice

Make a call overseas just to fight with your mother
 You pretended to sleep when I put on Big Brother
 I was your best friend, you were the one
 This was the worst thing you've ever done
 I let it happen
 I let it happen, what have I done?
 I can't see myself without you
 Close my eyes so I don't have to
 Watch us fall apart the hundredth time
 So, I'll play back every lie you sold me
 Write some songs that might expose me
 I could learn to hate you if I tried
 Oh, wouldn't that be nice?
 Oh, wouldn't that be nice?
 Thanksgiving Day, I'm so fucking embarrassed
 That I didn't even know that you were flying to LA to have dinner with his parents
 If I was your best friend, what am I now?
 Someone you mess with when he's not around
 I let it happen
 I like the attention when you're around
 I can't see myself without you
 Close my eyes so I don't have to
 Watch us fall apart the hundredth time
 So, I'll play back every lie you sold me
 Write some songs that might expose me
 I could learn to hate you if I tried
 Oh, wouldn't that be nice?
 Oh, wouldn't that be nice?
 'Cause you were my best friend (best friend, best friend, best friend)
 You were my best friend (best friend, best friend, best friend)
 You were my best friend (best friend, best friend, best friend)
 You were my best friend
 Play back every lie you sold me
 Write some songs that might expose me
 I could learn to hate you if I tried
 Oh, wouldn't that be nice?
 Wouldn't that be nice?