I Hope You're Happy

I have a friend that's gone and joined some crazy new religion
 He's so caught up that he don't know which way is up
 You know the saying that there no saint like a former sinner
 Well he's evangelizing everyone he meets
 Including me
 I hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy)
 I hope it makes you, feel real good
 I hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy)
 Even then you better, knock on wood
 Yeah you better just, knock on wood
 Another girl I know loves hanging with cosmetic sugeons
 She's on a first name basis with a cutting edge
 (Ah Aah Aaaaah) Now shes adicted to the thrill of multiple precedures
 (Ah Aah Aaaaah) looks in the mirror and she doesn't see herself
 But there's no one else
 I hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy)
 I hope it makes you feel real good
 I hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy)
 even then you better, knock on wood
 I hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy)
 I hope it makes you feel real good
 I hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy)
 even then you better, knock on wood
 I'm telling you, knock on wood
 My neighbours getting into transindental meditation
 He's found the inner piece that many of us seek
 (Ah Aah Aaaaah) But i'm not cut out for that life of quiet contemplation
 (Ah Aah Aaaaah) cause when I naval gaze I only turn up lindt
 Well it makes you think
 I hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy)
 I hope it makes you feel real good
 I hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy)
 even then you better, knock on wood
 Hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy)
 Well I hope you feel real good
 Hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy)
 even then you better, knock on wood
 I want you to, knock on wood
 Just let me be, understood
 I wanna be, understood
 can I get a witness (can i get a witness)
 can I get a witness (can i get a witness)
 Witness, witness (witness, witness)
 Witness, witness (witness, witness)
 Can, I get a witness (can, i get a witness)
 Can I get a witness (can i get a witness)
 Can I get a, witness, witness yeah, witness yeah
 Hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy)
 I hope it makes you feel real good
 Hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy)
 even then you better, knock on wood
 Hope it makes you happy, happy
 I want you to, I want you to, be happy
 Are you happy? I hope you're happy