Birdo

(Ahh, eggs!)
 Bird!
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 The geek, with no beak
 He's so weak he cannot speak!
 The geek, with no beak
 He's so weak he cannot speak!
 Vestigial wings
 And dwarven legs
 A semper fi cranium
 That's got automatic eggs
 His gaping maw
 Is geared to spew
 He just might be a she
 So Birdette will do!
 Go eat your eggs!
 Force fed, force fed
 Go eat your eggs!
 Out of his mouth-
 Straight at your head!
 With purple pants they start to tear
 I reach out with all my might to
 Poke out an eye
 I poke out an eye!
 I poke out an eye!
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 My seven year old smile, vanishing!
 Eggs, why eggs?!
 It's breaking my heart
 It's hurting my nose
 It's turning my skin green!
 Why did you have to be, so mean?!
 In my dreams I despise you
 More than you'll ever know
 Even when I speak your name
 It makes me fucking choke!
 Bird!
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 Bird!
 Throw it back!
 Throw it back!
 Throw it back!
 Throw it back!
 Throw it back!
 Throw it back!
 Throw it back!
 Throw it back!