Crippled By Pizza

I'm crippled by a simple decision or possibly possessed by a vision.
 I've made a choice- I'll stand by.
 I'll take one more bite then lay down and die.
 ...and that one treasure, thick golden crust and a layer of cheese.
 I'll face the consequences OF MY UNQUENCHABLE NEED!
 I'm crippled. I'm crippled. I'm crippled by pizza.
 I'm crippled. I'm crippled and i can't go on.
 I can't resist so I persist in this.
 So delicious, pizza's powerful taste.
 I seek, strike, and consume it every day.
 It's shattered my colon and made me too fat to breathe.
 I'm crippled. I'm crippled.
 I'm crippled by each SLICE! SLICE! SLICE!
 I'm crippled. I'm crippled.
 I'm crippled and I can't go on.
 My hunger, it hurts me just to turn around and flirt with me.
 Each slice, a paradise, but in the end I'm twice the size.
 I've made a choice that I'll stand by.
 I'll take one more bite then I'll lay down and die.
 PIZZA! PIZZA! I WANT PIZZA! JUST GIVE ME SOME FUCKING PIZZA!