Reese's Pieces, I Don't Know Who John Cleese Is?

Oh it's a shame that I have to tape over
 Those elysian smiles I thought I'd keep forever
 I remember it all like it was yesterday
 Forget it all, set it down, hit record and back away
 My intestines are fastening laces
 Intolerable to fucking untangle
 These vigilant eyes can't keep off the timekeepers
 Second hand, every angle
 What's keeping you waiting?
 Usually out before I open my eyes
 Why did you pick today to epilate between your thighs?
 Are you waiting for his tongue to come and brush against your cleaned trimmed hair?
 I hope he knows that curvilinear gyrating space
 Won't be the only thing he'll taste down there
 Stop to think about it
 If we've both flooded the same skin
 You've tasted me, I've tasted you
 Who knows how many places my tongue has been
 My tongue has been
 I left, you stayed, I hoped and prayed
 That these nauseating thoughts weren't true
 Before we met I wouldn't bet
 I would give up nihilism for you
 Nothing ever made sense
 Was I even real?
 Took everything I wouldn't touch
 And made me feel (Hell yeah!)
 I had all my faith in you
 That you would never commit an act of deceit
 To wake up in the antemeridian
 Knowing there would be solid ground to support my feet
 If it is alright (If it is alright) to conceal the truth
 Then when does the concealment end, and lying begin?
 Tell me when, tell me when
 This is a maudlin motion picture
 A theme song in search of a movie
 I've got the perfect script to match this tune
 Who really knows what goes on in the afternoon
 Lets not ruin the surprise
 I don't buy these incredulous denials (Do you think you've found the exit?)
 I really shouldn't be thinking this way
 It would put my mind at ease
 If I caught your ass on tape
 There'll be no excuses baby
 I'll forward this to your friends and family
 Maybe I should reconsider this diagnosis
 Lets think things out before we conclude
 Commonly a virtuoso at these procedures
 But this was the saddest thing my eyes have ever viewed
 The postmeridian hours that we performed
 Seemed like such a perfunctory routine
 But I can obviously tell by the footage here
 That you're in love with his machine
 How could you do this to me?
 Next time you won't get out so easily
 Now that I know what I'm up against I came prepared
 Bat in hand, behind the closest door I painfully stared
 Say hello to this bark in between your teeth
 Soon you will also be bleeding from underneath
 It took balls to do what you've done
 Having your manhood in your mouth is no fun
 And as for you darling, you're going nowhere
 It's kind of hard to move when you're tied to a chair
 See there's a twist to this lovely for you too see
 What's hiding in your wardrobe isn't a shopping spree
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 Come out to stilts supporting the weight of lust
 I always thought you were someone I could always trust
 Now watch this wet smacking flesh
 I'm sure you don't even care
 But with your eyelids sewn back to your brows
 This leaves you forced to stare
 
 With a wire wrapped around his neck tightly tied to a tree
 There he stood on the top of the cliff, with his inanimate life above the sea
 He drinks his virulent drink and sets himself on fire
 Pulls the trigger though the midair
 Misses his head and snaps the wire
 Now choking and strangling in the water
 His body begins to sink
 Not only did that put out the flames but he regurgitated his drink
 This wasn't the worst thing that could happen; yes it is
 We're dying slowing again
 We're dying slowly again?
 Stop, rewind, watch them die
 Stop, rewind, watch them die
 Stop, rewind, watch them die
 Stop, rewind, watch them die
 Stop, rewind (Oh don't you love to play it back?)
 Watch them die (And watch it all over?)
 Stop, rewind (Oh don't you love to play it back?)
 Watch them die (And watch it all over?)