Teenage Therapy

Put down your phone
 It's basically stealing
 This quality time I have with you
 I don't wanna go
 I'm done with third wheeling
 I know just the thing I'll do
 Here's my plan
 So I'll drink until I'll laugh uncontrollably
 Drink until I forget all about her
 Drink until I cannot drink anymore
 Drink until my head bangs off the floor
 That's my plan
 So I wake up in the middle of my kitchen
 Naked with my cell phone in my hand
 I'll be hungover
 And I'll be wishing I won't fall down every time I try to stand
 That's my plan
 So I'll drink until I'll laugh uncontrollably
 Drink until I forget all about her
 Drink until I cannot drink anymore
 Drink until my head bangs off the floor
 That's my plan
 Can anybody get me some Teenage Therapy