Kerney Sermon (Skit)

I'm just thankful 18 years of suffering gone just like that
 You been suffering 18 years yourself
 You been going through pure hell but it can be over just like fast
 Well, this is pastor Kerney Thomas
 And I literally have tens of thousands across the country
 That were hurting but God done healed them
 And God can work a miracle for them
 All you gotta do is either log on to our website
 Or you can dial the toll-free number
 And place your order right there
 For the Personal Prayer Package
 I want you quickly, to place that order right now
 For the Personal Prayer Package
 Pick up the telephone right now
 I said pick up the phone right now
 You're past due a miracle