Redneck Friend

Pretty little one, how has it all begun?
 They're teachin' you how to walk, but you're already on the run
 Little one, what you're gonna do?
 Little one, honey, it's all up to you
 Now your daddy's in the den
 Shootin' up the evenin' news
 Mama's with a friend
 Lately she's been so confused
 Little one, come on and take my hand
 Well, I may not have the answer, but I believe I got a plan
 Honey, you shake, and I'll rattle, we'll roll on down the line
 And see if we can't get in touch with a very close friend of mine
 But let me clue you in, it ain't like him to argue or pretend
 Honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend
 Well, they've got a little list of all those things of which they don't approve
 They've got to keep their eyes on you, or you might make your move
 Little one, I really wish you would
 Little one, I think the damage would do you good
 Honey, you shake, and I'll rattle, we'll roll on down the line
 We're gonna forget all about the battle
 It's gonna feel so fine
 'Cause he's the missing link, the kitchen sink
 11 on a scale of ten
 Honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend
 Honey, you shake, and I'll rattle, we'll roll on down the line
 I'm gonna try to swing you up into my saddle
 And then we'll run, but you'll think we're flyin'
 But honey, don't just stand there
 Lookin' like this dream will never end
 Honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend
 I said, honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend