Love Is Infectious

She keeps her patience for the bedroom
 Should satisfy her for a week
 Her domination is executed cheaply
 With her studio technique
 (What's new?)
 She carries love in a carrier bag
 (What's new?)
 She don't keep her body clean
 Oh, oh, ohh
 (New!)
 Illegitimate contributions
 (What's new?)
 Neurotic fantasies conceived
 Love is infectious
 (I don't know about that)
 Love is infectious
 (I don't know about it!)
 Love is infectious
 (Well I don't know about that)
 Love is infectious
 (Well I don't know about it!)
 (New!
 What's new?
 New!
 What's new?)
 She keeps appointments by the hour glass
 Guerilla warfare in her bed
 And constant love is oh-oh-oh so negative
 We're simulating sex instead
 (What's new?)
 She carries love in a carrier bag
 (What's new?)
 She don't keep her body clean
 Oh, oh, ohh
 (New!)
 Illegitimate contributions
 (What's new?)
 Neurotic fantasies conceived
 Love is infectious
 (I don't know about that)
 Love is infectious
 (Well I don't know about it!)
 Love is infectious
 (Well I don't know about that)
 Love is infectious
 (Well I don't know about it!)
 (New!)
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 No personality's essential
 Nobody strictly in command
 She's not direct, elusive
 Or inadequate
 Love's incompatible commands
 (What's new?)
 She carries love in a carrier bag
 (What's new?)
 She don't keep her body clean
 Oh, oh, ohh
 (New!)
 Illegitimate contributions
 (What's new?)
 Neurotic heartaches are conceived
 Oh well
 Love is infectious
 (I don't know about that)
 Love is infectious
 (Well I don't know about it!)
 Love is infectious
 (Well I don't know about that)
 Love is infectious
 (Well I don't know about it!)
 (New!
 What's new?)
 You better beat it man!
 (New!)
 Why don't you tell me
 (What's new?
 
 New!)