Plethysmograph

If Stewart talked, what would he say?
 Enough to keep you here ten more years
 Where we zap ya with our 'therapy'
 Throw the switch on your fantasies
 With our little electric ring
 Clamped around your love thang
 Flash ya pictures, Clockwork Orange-style
 Let's see what makes Stewart smile
 Yow! Yow! Yow! Try not to expand
 Yow! Yow! Yow! Don't trip the Plethysmograph
 If the machine catches you erect
 Ain't no way you're getting' outta here
 Back to aversion therapy
 As we watch our toys watch you
 Flood your face with ammonia gas
 And scent of rotting placentas
 Little electric shock or two
 This is how we cure you
 Yow! Yow! Yow! Don't let it expand
 Yow! Yow! Yow! Can't trick the Plethysmograph
 Little girls and boys, Panties past their thighs
 Try not to rise 3 strokes you're out!
 Comely amputees scratch themselves for fleas
 Down at Muscle Beach 3 strokes you're out
 Grand Wizard Newt in a sailor suit
 Dancing with a flute
 3 strokes you're out!
 Brazilian babes titties made of clay
 Spread their waxy legs for Great Danes
 Who invents this stuff? Do their kids join cults?
 What do they fantasize to get themselves off
 Wanna see child porn? Join the vice squad
 In the name of correction we play with all we want
 Nothing is private any more
 Lie detectors were never this fun
 Says the Attorney General Man
 As he ends the morning prayer meeting
 Back to his office for electronic ring
 Clamps it on his sinful thang
 Rewind the tape, lemme see some more
 So I can feel my eagle soar
 Yow! Yow! Yow! He's speaking in tongues
 Yow! Yow! Yow! Now he can't shut it off
 Yow! Yow! Yow! Crashing through the glass
 Yow! Yow! Yow! Praise the Plethysmograph