Ride The Flume

If I could travel back in time
 I'd go to 1899
 High in the Sierra Hills
 And ride the lumber down the Sanger flume
 The flume
 Ride the flume
 Ride the flume
 Ride the flume
 Watch out for that tree
 Forget log rides in amusement parks
 This one's 50 miles long
 Water slide with four foot sides
 Down the mountain, 60 miles an hour
 Drop through the Devil's Slide
 Four thousand feet in 13 miles
 Miss a curve, ya sail into space
 Hope them 2 x 4's don't break
 The flume
 Ride the flume
 Ride the flume
 Me and you
 Va-va-voom!
 Watch out for that tree
 Watch out for that tree!
 Around
 Around
 To the sides of the cliffs we cling
 The trestle creaks
 As we're swept across the canyon
 100 feet below
 Rickety timbers - please don't fail me now
 Oh no...
 Watch out for that tree
 Watch out for that tree
 Or its pine cone sex face first
 For you and me.