The Terror Of Tinytown

Lost the vote, but god elected me
 I'm never wrong kuz he speaks through me
 I'm the baddest hombre around
 Minded by my Uncle Dick
 So dumb I thought I was President
 Meet the Terror of Tiny Town
 I decide
 I divine
 Who's evil and who dies
 Hobby horse
 Across the White House lawn
 The Great Cowboy Cornholio
 Texas oil's favourite clown
 Never far from his feed bag
 Of pretzels frosted with cocaine
 The Terror of Tiny Town
 Sit him down
 Spin him round
 Got wars to plan
 And people to kill
 So decide
 Bring 'em on
 It'll be shock and awesome
 On my ranch, under the stars
 God tells me it's the end times
 Mission accomplished
 I do what I want
 Rummy, make it so
 Condi, give me a blow
 Wee Wee's big adventure
 Starts now
 Seize the oil in the Middle East
 Kill their ass with fake democracy
 Show 'em who's the boss of this town
 Magically they will learn to love
 Baywatch, burgers and Israel
 And the Terror of Tiny Town
 9-11 was no conspiracy
 More like Spinal Tap to me
 Our empires goin' down
 Even if we wipe Al Qaeda out
 What will all the kids be like?
 When we're all the Terror of Tiny Town
 So what now?
 He ain't gone
 'Till they're all brought to justice for war crimes
 So act fast
 Or this lasts
 Kuz before you know it,
 Guess who'll be back