A Horse Named Bill

Oh I had a horse and his name was Bill
 And when he ran he couldn't stand still
 He ran away one day
 And also I ran with him
 He ran so fast he could not stop
 He ran into a barber shop
 Fell exhaustionized - with his eye teeth -
 In the barber's left shoulder
 I had a gal and her name was Daisy
 And when she sang the cat went crazy
 With deliriums - St. Vituses -
 And all kinds of cataleptics
 One day she sang a song about
 A man who turned himself inside out
 And jumped into the river
 He was so very sleepy
 I'm going out in the woods next year
 And shoot for beer and not for deer
 Well I am, well I ain't
 I'm a great sharpshootress
 At shooting birds I am a beaut
 There is no bird I cannot shoot
 In the eye, in the ear, in the teeth
 And in the fingers
 I went up in a balloon so big
 The people on earth looked like, a pig
 Like a mouse, like a caddydid
 Like flyses and like fleases
 The balloon had turned up with its bottom side high
 Fell on the wife of a country squire
 She made a noise like a doghound, like a steam whistle
 And like dynamite
 What, could you do in a case like that
 What can you do but stamp on your hat
 Or on your mother, on your toothbrush
 And on everything that's helpless