Arkansas Traveler

Hello stranger
 Hello there stranger
 Does this, road go all the way to Little Rock?
 I've been standing here all day
 and it hasn't gone nowhere yet
 Hello stranger
 Hello again stranger
 Your corn looks awful little and yeller
 I planted the little yeller kind
 Hello stranger
 Well, hi there stranger
 I don't believe that you're too far from a fool, are you?
 Believe what?
 I said I don't believe you're very far from a fool
 No thats right, son
 Just this guitar and mandolin here between us
 Hello Stranger
 Well, hiya stranger
 How'd your potatoes turn out?
 They didn't turn out at all
 I had to dig them out
 Hello stranger
 Well, hello stranger
 Can't you see that your roof is leaking?
 Why don't you fix it?
 Well, right now it's rainin' too hard
 And when the suns a shinin
 why, it dont leak!
 Hello stranger
 Well, hello there stranger
 Have you lived here all your life?
 Not yet!
 Hello stranger
 Hello again there, stranger
 You're not very smart are you?
 No ... but I ain't lost