There Ain't No Bugs On Me

Oh there ain't no bugs on me
 There ain't no bugs on me
 There may be bugs on some of you mugs
 But there ain't no bugs on me
 Well, the Juney bug comes in the month of June
 The lightning bug comes in May
 Bed bug comes just any old time
 But, they're not going to stay
 Chorus 2
 Oh there ain't no bugs on me
 There ain't no bugs on me
 There may be bugs on the rest of you mugs
 But there ain't no bugs on me
 Well, a bull frog sittin' on a lily pad
 Looking up at the sky
 The lily pad broke and the frog fell in
 He got water all in his eye... ball
 [chorus 1]
 [Spoken: "Get away from me you horse fly"]
 Mosquito he fly high
 Mosquito he fly low
 If old mosquito lands on me
 He ain't a gonna fly no mo'
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 A peanut sittin' on a railroad track
 His heart was all a flutter
 Along come a choo-choo on the track
 Toot! Toot! Peanut butter!
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 Well little bugs have littler bugs
 Up on their backs to bite 'em
 And the littler bugs have still littler bugs
 And so ad infinitum
 [chorus 2]
 As I went walking through the woods
 Humming a tune so gaily
 The wind come whistling through the trees
 And froze my ukelele
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 Oh there ain't no flies on me
 There ain't no flies on me
 There may be flies on some of you guys
 But there ain't no flies on me
 Oh there ain't no lobsters on me
 There, ain't no lobsters on me
 There may be lobsters on some of you mobsters
 But there ain't no lobsters on me
 Oh it ain't gonna rain no more no more
 It ain't gonna rain no more
 How in the heck can I wash my neck
 When it ain't gonna rain no more?
 Oh it ain't gonna rain no more, no more
 It ain't gonna rain no more
 How in the hell can the old folks tell
 If it ain't gonna rain no more?
 [chorus 1]