Hotel Columbia

Well, I've been strung out on a song
 For a place where I belong
 As the lyrics start to fall
 She's in my bed, I'm off the wall
 Call me up, call me up
 Call me up, Columbia
 The sun goes down over Hyde Park
 The concierge is tending bar
 Meanwhile back across the pond
 Now my friends are dads and moms
 Call me up, call me up
 Call me up, Columbia
 Call me up, call me up
 Call me up, Columbia
 Have you gone so far
 That you don't need love?
 And you told me why
 You've had enough
 I'll be okay, you'll be okay
 The Shining meets old Spinal Tap
 While I take a disco nap
 My receiver's off the hook
 Another page in Nite Bob's book
 You can cross me off your list
 Of all those pretty things you miss
 I ain't never going home
 'Cus I don't wanna be alone
 Call me up, call me up
 Call me up, Columbia
 Call me up, call me up
 Call me up, Columbia
 Have you go so far you
 Don't need love?
 And you told me why
 You've had enough
 And you don't look back
 And you don't come close
 Baby, all your dope sick friends
 Waiting all around that ghost
 I'll be okay, you'll be okay
 My Columbia
 My Columbia, Columbia alright