The Entertainer / Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

I am the entertainer
 And I know just where I stand
 Another serenader
 And another long-haired band
 Today I am your champion
 I may have won your hearts
 But I know the game, you'll forget my name
 And I won't be here in another year
 If I don't stay on the charts, oh
 I am the entertainer
 I bring to you my songs
 I'd like to spend a day or two
 But I can't stay that long
 I've got to meet expenses
 I've got to stay in line
 Gotta get those fees to the agencies
 And I'd love to stay but there's bills to pay
 And I just don't have the time
 When are you gonna come down?
 When are you going to land?
 I should have stayed on the farm
 I should have listened to my old man
 You know you can't hold me forever
 I didn't sign up with you
 I'm not a present for your friends to open
 This boy's too young to be singing
 The blues, ah, ah
 So goodbye yellow brick road
 Where the dogs of society howl
 You can't plant me in your penthouse
 I'm going back to my plough
 Back to the howling old owl in the woods
 Hunting the horny back toad
 Oh, I've finally decided my future lies
 Beyond the yellow brick road
 Ah, ah
 I am the entertainer
 And I know just where I stand
 Another serenader
 And another long-haired band
 Today I am your champion
 I may have won your hearts
 But I know the game, you'll forget my name
 And I won't be here in another year
 If I don't stay on the charts