Brand New Country Star

Brand New Country Star
 By: Jimmy Buffett
 1974
 Well he outgrew his sequined suit
 Sold his Trailways bus
 Let his hair get a little too long
 His ducktails bit the dust
 His custom made, pearl-inlaid
 Guitar slipped from his hand
 And in its place a new electrical one
 He had flown in from Japan
 Chorus:
 'Cause he's a cheeseburger-eatin', abandoned Sunday-meetin'
 Brand new country star
 He rides around in a Lincoln Continental
 No steerhorns on his car
 Oh the record men say, "He's the livin' end
 They're gonna spin him right to the top
 Yeah he's a hot roman candle from the Texas panhandle
 He can either go Country or Pop"
 He's got a good ol' friend name o' "Texas Ben"
 Tells him all the spots to play
 And a sweet little lady, he calls her "Sexy Sadie"
 She's a' with the boy night and day
 They're gonna open a chain of fancy bowlin' lanes
 The first one in his old home town
 And on ribbon-cuttin' day they'll come from miles away
 The folks'll all gather 'round
 Chorus:
 And sing, he's a cheeseburger-eatin', abandoned Sunday meetin'
 Brand new country star
 Yeah he rides around in his Lincoln Continental
 No steerhorns on his car
 Oh the record men say, "He's the livin' end"
 They're gonna spin him right to the top
 Yeah he's a hot roman candle from the Texas panhandle
 He can either go Country or Pop"
 I mean, he can either go Country or Pop
 Yodels: "A' yodel layeeo a' leedle layeeo a' leedle layee"