Hotel Motel

We don't need no hotel
 We don't need no motel
 Just get on the bed, get undressed
 Let me show you what I do best
 We don't need no hotel
 We don't need no motel
 If you havin' doubts, get on the couch
 Let me show you what I'm all about
 Don't like to brag, don't like to boast
 I'm like hot butter on breakfast toast
 I know you need the most
 Affectionate bloke to keep you close
 And I know I'm just the guy
 Fantasize and feel alive
 Wine and dine you every night
 Slide inside you when it's time
 Oh me, oh my, that's real
 I can't conceal the way I feel
 Tonight let's stay in the crib
 You already know what it is
 We don't need no hotel
 We don't need no motel
 Just get on the bed, get undressed
 Let me show you what I do best
 We don't need no hotel
 We don't need no motel
 If you havin' doubts, get on the couch
 Let me show you what I'm all about
 I know you wanna flaunt your status
 And live like you in a palace
 But it's not like you embarrassed
 To be a freak in our mattress
 I know you wanna make an impression
 As we check in at the Westin
 But let me ask you this question
 Have I ever steered you wrong?
 Sometimes no frills is such a thrill
 Plus we don't gotta worry bout a mini-bar bill
 That's as real as it gets
 You giving me head in the bed
 Yeah I know you belong in Ambassador Suites
 With a view of the beach
 But tonight you and me gonna let loose and just screw in the sheets
 Yeah
 Oh me, oh my, that's real
 I can't conceal the way I feel
 Tonight let's stay in the crib
 You already know what it is
 We don't need no hotel
 We don't need no motel
 Just get on the bed, get undressed
 Let me show you what I do best
 We don't need no hotel
 We don't need no motel
 If you havin' doubts, get on the couch
 Let me show you what I'm all about