So You Wanna Be Rich?

So you wanna be rich...
 You want the women to swoon
 When you walk in the room
 And they gaze into your diamond ring.
 You want the men to stare
 As you rant and swear
 At the waiter who brought the drinks
 So you wanna be rich...
 You wanna drive big cars,
 Hang out with the stars
 And let 'em know you really care
 You wanna pay off cops
 Pull out all the stops
 And let 'em know you're really there
 So you wanna be rich...
 So you wanna be rich...
 You wanna show you're thrifty
 As you pull out a fifty
 Just to light a Hunka Cuban cigar
 You want a million dollar shine,
 Not a drop of wine
 On the seat of your Cadillac car
 So you wanna be rich...
 You want friends with power,
 New ones every hour
 Flick 'em off like you would a switch
 You want girls with class,
 With a nice tight ass who never complain or bitch
 So you wanna be rich
 So you wanna be rich
 So you wanna be rich
 Like the gangsters on MTV
 So you wanna be rich
 Like the ones who run the lottery
 So you wanna be rich
 So you wanna be rich