Dave

Dave lives in a cave
 Under a hill
 A little way from the sea
 Two cups of tea
 And rashers for breakfast, well done
 Works until one
 No need to run
 Just what he needs to live
 Head like a sieve
 Still you can't call him a slave
 And you and me just keep on
 Rushing round the world
 To chase the perfect crime
 Could it be that while we're
 Rushing round the world
 We're wasting all our time
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 Dave watches the waves
 They come and go, so he don't have to
 Why reach for the sky
 He got a job once in Spain, away from the rain
 Got on a train
 Turned around, came right back, on the same track
 Why doesn't he just behave
 And you and me just keep on
 Rushing round the world
 To chase the perfect crime
 Could it be that while we're
 Rushing round the world
 We're wasting all our time
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 Dave lies in his grave
 Under the hill, somebody took his place
 With the same face
 Whistles the same tone-deaf tune
 Works until noon, howls at the moon
 Maybe he'll call in sick
 Head like a brick
 Says you can just
 Call him Dave
 And you and me just keep on
 Rushing round the world
 To chase the perfect crime
 Could it be that while we're
 Rushing round the world
 We're wasting all our time
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 Wasting all our time
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 Wasting all our time
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 Wasting all our time
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 Wasting all our time