Come on Teacher

come on teacher,
 teach me something.
 don't just fill my head with nothin.
 no no teacher i'm still sittin,
 in this desk no i'm not quittin.
 no no teacher i won't give up,
 i just hope that i can live up
 to your expectations of me,
 teacher, you'll be so proud of me.
 if i just don't understand it
 i should just be reprimanded.
 make me stay here after school,
 while my friends go to the pool.
 come on teacher
 just admit it,
 you think that i'll never get it!
 i'm the badass of your classroom
 well, now you've got a badass classroom.
 come on teacher
 won't you tell me
 why somebody just don't expell me
 i am so much slower than the others,
 it's a good thing i don't have any younger brothers!
 warm it up
 here we go now
 if for some reason
 i'm not present,
 blame it on my adolescence
 and if for some reason i am tardy
 well it's cuz last night i went out to party
 and dans le french je suis terrible
 apres l'ecole i'll be coming up to see ya
 (indecipherable french)
 i just noticed something lately
 i've been here since 1980!
 come on teacher!
 teach me something