Please

Won't you help me, please?
 I'm growing old
 A million years ago
 Won't you help me sneeze?
 I've caught a cold
 Another way to go
 Just hold on tightly
 The show's on nightly
 They speak so very slow
 It gets so hard to follow
 Ah, ah, ah, ah
 Ah, ah, ah, ah
 Ah, ah, ah, ah
 Ah
 Slowly in the mist of captive eyes
 To carry you from home
 A hansom cab again from dawn 'til dusk
 My power amphibious bride
 I'll just leave you here like this
 I'm sure you won't be missed
 Before this night is done
 These words won't seem so wrong
 Ah, ah, ah, ah
 Ah, ah, ah, ah
 Ah, ah, ah, ah
 Ah
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 Oh, it can't be that bad
 Back up in Trinidad
 Come down and see me soon
 When you get back from the moon
 Ah, ah, ah, ah
 Ah, ah, ah, ah
 Ah, ah, ah, ah
 Ah