Harlequin Press

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At the harlequin press
 I met a girl in a blue wool dress
 Her manuscript in hand
 Confused and unprepared
 I offered to help
 I know an editor here
 I know him well
 She gave me her proof and
 I took it home
 It was a promising
 Total mess
 I helped her submit
 We cut there
 And added this
 I quickly fell in love
 My friend rejected it outright
 Not enough sex
 And too much talking
 Right then she cut me off
 A year had passed
 She showed up at my door
 She rewrote the book
 And handed it over
 She replaced the songbirds
 With pornographers,
 The love scenes
 With brutal murders
 

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Duration
03:26
Key
8
Tempo
106 BPM

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