Crocodile Roll

Havin' a bar-b by the river
 With no one else around
 A tropical honeymoon
 Knocking a four-X down
 She was standing in the water
 Eating a pumpkin scone
 When - ooh, splash, she was gone
 And they were doin' the crocodile roll
 The woman and the reptile
 Doin' the crocodile roll
 In the middle of the river
 Down came her husband
 With a gun and a carving knife
 To slaughter every crocodile
 For taking his darling wife
 You can't go 'round eating Queenslanders
 You overgrown goannas
 I'll turn you all into shoes
 - ooh, splash
 It was in the news
 And they were doin' the crocodile roll
 The husband and the reptile
 Doin' the crocodile roll
 In the middle of the river
 Down came his bloodhound
 With mangy curly hair
 Picked up the scent
 Away he went
 Arse in the air
 Then the dog got carried away
 And ran out on a log
 When - guess what, no more dog
 And they were doin' the crocodile roll
 The canine and the reptile
 Doin' the crocodile roll
 In the middle of the river
 Down came a wild pig
 Rootin' all about
 The little swine drank the wine
 And really pigged it out
 Then the crocodile chased him 'round
 Then the little pig said, "Up yours!"
 - into another crocs jaws
 And they were doin' the crocodile roll
 The porker and the reptile
 Doing the crocodile roll
 In the middle of the river
 There's no moral to the story
 Just a brand-new dance
 Grab your partner by the neck
 And swing your crocodile pants
 Dip your toe in the water
 Are you ready for romance?
 Swirl your tail around the floor
 Come on, take a chance
 Now you're doin' the crocodile roll
 Stirring up the mud
 Doin' the crocodile roll
 In the middle of the river
 They were doin' the crocodile roll
 Stirring up the mud crabs
 Doin' the crocodile roll
 In the middle of the river
 Ooh!