Send in the Clowns

Isn't it rich?
 Are we a pair?
 Me here at last on the ground
 You in midair
 Where are the clowns?
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 Isn't it bliss?
 Don't you approve?
 One who keeps tearing around
 And the one who can't move
 Where are the clowns?
 Send in the clowns
 Just when I stopped opening doors
 Finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours
 Making my entrance again with my usual flair
 Sure of my lines, but no one is there
 Don't you love farce?
 My fault, I fear
 I thought you'd want what I want
 So sorry, my dear
 But where are the clowns?
 Quick, send in the clowns
 Don't bother, they're here
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 Isn't it rich?
 Isn't it queer
 Losing my timing this late
 In my career?
 And though, where are the clowns?
 They ought to be clowns
 Don't bother, they're here
 Where are the clowns?
 They ought to be clowns
 Well, maybe next year