F**K Everything

Yo. All the rappers claim to not give a fuck.
 Well step aside bitches, cause I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible.
 What?!
 (I don't a give a fuck...)
 About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what
 (I don't give a fuck...)
 I literally don't give a fuck about anything
 I don't give a fuck about motherfuckin' anything
 People care about shit, I say fuck everything
 Fuck you, fuck me, fuck the sky, fuck trees, fuck the sun
 I don't need heat or Vitamin D!
 And fuck toasters, I don't need to cook my bread
 And fuck coasters, I use a little plate instead
 And fuck roosters, with their useless cockadoodledoo
 We invented alarm clocks. We no longer need you
 Don't give a fuck about chairs. I prefer to stand
 And fuck air conditioners - I got a ceiling fan
 And fuck the the movie the fan, starring Wesley Snipes
 Demolition man's the only Snipes movie i liked
 And fuck liking shit. I don't even like the stuff that I like
 Don't give a fuck about not liking all the shit I don't like
 Like tissues. Fuck them! I blow my nose on the couch
 And fuck my nostrils and my sense of smell, I breathe through my mouth
 Don't give a fuck about seeing bitch, fuck my eyes
 Fuck visual perception yo, I'd rather be blind
 Fuck time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke
 And hours are way too long, they should be half an hour at most
 And fuck coasts, who gives a fuck about where water meets land
 And fuck boats, just because you float you think you're so fucking bad
 And fuck jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time
 My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but...
 (I don't a give a fuck...)
 About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what
 (I don't give a fuck...)
 I literally don't give a fuck about anything
 Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup
 The girl says "small, medium, large?"
 I say "bitch I don't give a fuck"
 She said "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size"
 I said "fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a fuck, alright?"
 Don't give a fuck about beverage size options motherfucker
 And I don't give a fuck about liquids either
 They're all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place
 Like human semen when I get it all over my face
 I'm not gay, I just don't give a fuck about straight sex
 And fuck my dick, I'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead.
 Fuck biological functions, fuck the human body
 I prefer the body of a bat with the head of a coyote
 I call myself batyote and I fight crime at night
 I know its similar to batman but motherfuck copyright
 I plagiarize all the time, I do it everyday
 Cause I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way
 And fuck birth, entering the world of space & time is a bitch
 Searching for purpose in the random universe sucks dick
 Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way
 Did I choose to not give a fuck about ice cube trays
 If I want ice I'll go to the fucking corner store and buy a bag
 Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfucking drag
 You know what? Fuck the word fuck, I don't need to use it
 I'll replace it with the word chainsaw for this (I don't a give a chainsaw...)
 About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what
 (I don't give a chainsaw...)
 I literally don't give a chainsaw about anything
 If there was a contest to see who doesn't give a fuck the most
 I wouldn't win cause I don't give a fuck about winning yo
 I don't even give a fuck about not giving a fuck,
 so I do give a fuck... wait, what?
 (I give a fuck...)
 About everything, I love everyone and care about everything
 (I give a fuck...)
 I literally care about every motherfucking thing