Pop Song

Girl, I'm a sexually attractive man
 That makes me a good artist
 This is my new single
 I hope you like it
 Wealthy men hired me, to sing
 this song that they wrote for me, they're investing
 in this pricey music video, and they're paying
 to get it played on the radio (on the radio)
 and they're gonna sell a million (a million)
 yes, it's gonna go platinum
 'Cause they'll market this song to
 young, impressionable, and
 insecure teenage girls
 'Cause all you gotta say is
 "ooh baby", "I love you", or
 "girl, I need you in my world".
 Yes, they'll market this song to
 young, impressionable, and
 insecure teenage girls
 'Cause all they gotta do is find
 a sexually attractive man that can sing
 all the words
 And now the token rap verse
 that doesn't make any sense
 but helps it get a small percentage
 of the urban music market
 Hey baby, baby i can tell
 that you are crazy, crazy
 shake that ass girl,
 my rhymes are gettin' lazy, lazy
 these things I'm talking 'bout have
 nothing to do with the song baby
 but it don't matter
 won't you show me that thong baby?
 That's how it works
 in the pop music industry
 2010 mother fucker
 that's just how it be
 'Cause they'll market this song to
 young, impressionable, and
 insecure teenage girls
 'Cause all you gotta say is
 "ooh baby", "I love you", or
 "girl, I need you in my world".
 Yes, they'll market this song to
 young, impressionable, and
 insecure teenage girls
 'Cause all they gotta do is find
 a sexually attractive man that can sing
 all the words
 Now I'm singing with my gay voice
 to let you know that I am sensitive
 Oh yea, I'm singing with my gay voice
 teenage girls love a sensitive voice (sensitive voice)
 and you know I wanna
 (Make money money, make money money, make money) x3
 Rich men makin' money off of
 their investments
 ooh it's so sexual baby
 Girl, I love you so much.
 I wish we could be together
 unfortunately we can't because
 I'm rich and famous and you're not
 but why don't you just go buy my album?
 ...and tell your friends about it too
 so that they also go out and buy it