You're Crazy For Taking The Bus

Well, a welfare gal and her drunk galoot
 And no one wearing a three piece suit
 You meet folks this way you just don't see while flyin
 So you take the plane but i'll take the bus this time
 Well, welfare gal and her drunkin cuss
 And pepsi cans rolling around the bus
 That newspaper's a grit and you've got slime
 So you take the plane but i'll take the bus this time
 Where it's salt lake city everybody off
 Salt lake city everybody off
 With elko welles and reno down the line
 So you take the plane but i'll take the bus this time
 But jonathan...
 You're crazy for taking the bus
 Well, i'm crazy, so what's the fuss
 Two whole days on that stinking bus
 Yes and i sleep fine
 So you take the plane, i'll take the bus this time.
 Go donnie, tell 'em.
 Look at it this way...
 They don't want my name, and i don't want their baggage claim
 My guitar is seated right where i am
 So you take the plane but i'll take the bus this time
 Well you got the old fat guy in his old tank top
 The wendover casino stop
 And then of course winnemucca and welles and anaheim
 So you take the plane and i'll take the bus this time.
 And it's salt lake city everybody off
 Salt lake city everybody off
 With elko welles and reno down the line
 So you take the plane, i'll take the bus this time
 But jonathan...
 You're crazy for taking the bus
 Well, i'm crazy, so what's the fuss
 Two whole days on that stinking bus
 Yeah and i sleep fine
 So you take the plane but i'll take the bus this time.