Hop, Skip, Jump!

I wan't nervous when I got this date
 I went along to investigate
 She turned out to look like me *(see note)
 I stood up and gave her the seat
 I'm so infatuated
 Seemed like it's complicated
 I was helpless and I was sober
 She cracked her whip and knocked me over
 She made me hop skip and jump
 'm 'm 'm my baby's love
 With a hop skip and jump
 She's a pretty one
 When you're sitting in you seat
 With her hand on your knees
 She makes you hop, skip and jump
 She's got spice, she stops traffic
 She's got her very special magic
 I wasn't nervous, I was shaking
 She needed no investigating
 She made me hop skip and jump
 'm 'm 'm my baby's love
 With a hop skip and jump
 She's a pretty one
 When you're sitting in you seat
 With her hand on your knees
 She makes me
 #DimzPY