Rhinoceros

He climbs on top in the dark
 And pushes your legs apart
 You grit your teeth try not to breathe
 Because he reeks of rotting meat
 He's crushing you
 He's fucking huge
 His thick tongue slobbers across your face
 You wouldn't call it a warm embrace
 It's like being on a waterboard
 Sometimes you feel like such a whore
 Just close your eyes
 Try not to cry
 Give it up for the rhinoceros
 Guess who's getting fucked by the rhinoceros
 Her name's Melania
 She's from Slovenia
 An illegal immigrant
 He paid to sneak her in
 He likes them young
 And compliant
 He rolls over and off of you
 And he lumbers across the room
 You go to the gilded bidet
 To wash the shit away
 Just close your eyes, honey
 And try not to cry
 Give it up for the rhinoceros
 Guess who's getting fucked by the rhinoceros
 This is a golden age
 When anyone can get away with almost anything
 But be careful what you say
 Everyone is watching you
 And nobody cares about the truth
 Give it up
 For the rhinoceros
 Guess who's getting fucked by the rhinoceros
 America
 Give it up for the rhinoceros, America
 Guess who's getting fucked
 By the rhinoceros